So you want to be the coolest nerd in the office? But one cubicle down and over, George has all the coolest gadgets and therefore gets all the girls! Never fear, this guide will help you find out just what cool geek equipment is out there and how to beat George at his own game!
This article will cover a full range of geek office supplies - everything the cool nerds are buying. While it is impossible to cover everything available for the office, we will attempt to highlight the coolest and geekiest equipment around!
o The Red Swingline Stapler - If they don't get it, you don't want them around! Just threaten to burn their building down and send them on their way.
o Mini Fridge - Weighing only 15 pounds, this portable mini fridge has a 20 liter capacity and can chill your caffeine to 44 degrees or warm your caffeine to 140 degrees, whichever way you prefer it! It even comes with a car adapter for weekend road trips.
o Binary clock - You can read binary, right? But can the cutie from accounting? Make her stop and ask you what that is and allow yourself that introduction you have been wanting - you even get to look smart doing it!
o Robo Vac Desktop Vacuum - Now you can keep your cube tidy and look cool doing it. This 4 inch robot vacuums crumbs, lint and other minute specs from your desktop. Maybe you can rewire it and make it call you "Master."
o Plasma Mug with Electronic Coaster - This 8 oz mug uses plasma energy to put on a light show sure to impress your coworkers. You can interact with the plasma by touching the mug. The mug is suitable for hot or cold caffeine.
o USB Wireless Rocket Launcher - So George is talking to the cutie from accounting - ready, aim, FIRE! This is the coolest gadget in office warfare. This rocket launcher is USB controlled and can be as far as 15 feet away and fire foam darts at the enemy.
o Smart Mass Thinking Putty - This is the hyped up super geek putty. Available in nine different colors including two different hypercolors (temperature sensitive) and glow in the dark, this putty squishes, bounces, tears, shatters and drips from the ceiling. Buy several in case the cuties from accounting want some too!
Well, what are you waiting for? Good luck - and whatever happens, George had it coming!
James Ostenson is always on the lookout for cool gadgets and geeky merchandise. Many of which can be found at his Squidoo Lens
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